Real Men of Genius...

"Mr. Inconsiderate Gym Guy"

Bud Light presents "Real Men of Genius."
(Real Men of Genius...)

Today we salute you, Mr. Inconsiderate Gym Guy.
(Mr. Inconsiderate Gym Guy...)

Totally clueless about proper gym etiquette, you find new ways each week to annoy fellow exercisers.
(Oh man, this guy's such a jerk...)

Wearing unflattering apparel, you proudly show off your hairy body as you jog in the wrong direction on the indoor track.
(Oh no, someone's gonna get hurt...)

You decide to hop on the last stationary bike available just before I wanted to use it, even though your workout lasts only 5 minutes tops.
(Oh, I'm working hard...)

After your less-than-intense workout is done, you strut back to the locker room where you had decided to use the locker right next to mine and you begin stripping down for a shower.
(Oh man, this is gross...)

After the last piece of clothing is shed, you strut around the locker room as if you are Michelangelo's David, oblivious to the fact that no one wants to see that. It doesn't matter to you that other guys find this to be gross, you bask in your opportunity to let it all hang out. This is your time to shine.
(Somebody get this man a towel...)

But you can boast in the fact that you are a true workout warrior. You never miss a workout session, and you'll be there tomorrow and the next day and the day after that to ensure your legendary status lives on. Everyone knows who you are, and you like it that way.
(Oh yeah, I'm making some friends...)

So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Tormentor of the Treadmill. My workout just wouldn't be the same without you there.
(Mr. Inconsiderate Gym Guy...)